Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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