i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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