On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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