You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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