You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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