Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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