Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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