batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I have post one night stand depression
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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