pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
