Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
