Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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