I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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