Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
