is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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