I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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