Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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