Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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