Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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