it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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