He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
