She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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