Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The ass gains better be worth it
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