sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
