What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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