i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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