i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
