Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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