Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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