i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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