Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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