oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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