Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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