he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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