Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
now i know why i became what i already was.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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