He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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