Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wanna go halves on a baby?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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