Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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