i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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