i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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