VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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