And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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