dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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