It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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