So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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