Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Randomize
