Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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