Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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