i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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