So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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