how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize
